Lmfao Elizabeth: How do you know this. (just told her the names of the guys in One Direction)
Me: I gotta know their names if I want to fuck them, right?

Idea of fun?

Put One Direction on the projector and pretend to fuck the shit out of them all. ;)

Amin makes me feel like a fat cow.

I’d care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.

becauseweallhave:

i can’t not reblog this rofl. it’s like a habit.

(Source: anastasiastacybaby)